queenofquinoa:

Please do your research before adopting a guinea pig- they are more work than you think!

tags: #cute #AND #educational

zombiesandporn:

adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: agent-foxymulder)

tags: #que queue

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lolsofunny:

marauders4evr:

First of all HOW DARE YOU
Secondly WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

(Source: rivverrun)

tags: #gif #death #que queue

asnarkytree:

tony-and-loki:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

do what the bb gun person did except if the cops come video tape it so they know that you didn’t do it on purpose

That last comment seems like a bad idea, please call a trained professional to handle the problem. If you can’t type I’ll miss you on tumble!

tags: #educational

(Source: a-dolf-in)

Popular Pups

onceuponaregalduckling:

theblogforadog:

Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

Australian Shepherd

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Beagle

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Boston Terrier

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Chihuahua

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Cocker Spaniel

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Dachshund

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French Bulldog

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German Shepherd

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Golden Retriever 

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Siberian Husky

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Labrador Retriever 

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Pug

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Miniature Schnauzer 

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Sheltie

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Yorkie

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give me them all.

this post killed me

(Source: julieyumi)

facts-i-just-made-up:

The Fate Of The Space Shuttles

With the Space Shuttle program ended, NASA has sold off the shuttle remains on eBay. Having been scraped of all useful equipment, the hulls of these once magnificent vessels have been auctioned to the highest bidders, the Discovery selling for only $1,899.99 to a collector in Texas.

Seen above, the Endeavor’s body was transported by barge to the swamps of Louisiana where it will be refitted as the Gator World tour shuttle. The shuttle Atlantis was sold to Disney World, where it will be repainted and open to tours as part of Tomorrow Land.

This isn’t the first time NASA has sold off its old equipment. The first Saturn V rocket boosters were purchased by Tim Allen for use as the worlds largest grill, which can be seen off of I-70 in Kansas. The Gemini rocket was sold whole to Barbara Hillslanger of Norbit, Illinois for “Personal Uses,” and Skylab itself was bought by Russia, who has presumably fitted it with nuclear arms with which to kill us all.

tags: #true

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

It’s 12, the answer is 12

tags: #math #que queue

Trigger warnings are sometimes just phobias

??????????????????

like #tw spiders

ooh you have a trigger

no fuck you that’s just arachnophobia

tags: #personal

joeyjoe69:

when someone u dislike compliments uimage

tags: #gif #que queue

epic-humor:

THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE REAL

It’s not real.

(Source: meanlindsay)

tags: #gif #mean girls #food #nsfw #ish