wake up or I’ll poop on you

How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

tags: #what #que queue

zacwells:

hey c’mere

No Closer…

closer…

*kiss*

blushes uncontrollably

tags: #que queue

tardisofthecucumberbatch:

miyanagi-chinami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

WHAT THE SHIT?

cries because it’s so accurate

angelacarterofmars:

misandryad:

dad-rock-davos:

themagneticfeels:

abbysucks:

honestly, i dont know why i made this. 

i mean i do but

lmao look at this fucko

"thanks scott pilgrim and adventure time and 80s-90s anime"

incredible

This is the shittiest post I’ve seen this month

This is so rude? I’m sorry you feel this way but if you spent less time making bitter posts like this and more time doing the stuff you liked to draw maybe you wouldn’t be so mad about it??

what an infant. stop whining about other peoples’ art and watch frozen again.

I actually kind of have to agree with the artist here. Just because you make someone a different race or give them a short haircut doesn’t mean you’ve made a good character. It’s not the outside that counts.

tags: #art stuff

getchanoodlearts:

Commissions are officially open again!

Prices are as follows (as well as captioned on the examples above):

  • Sketches: $8
  • Kraft Paper drawings: $15 
  • Artigain Paper drawings: $18

I take OC’s, as well as non-pony commissions.

Paypal is my preferred payment method. If you want your commission mailed to you, shipping prices are as follows: $3 for U.S. & $6 for International shipping.

If you’re interested in commissioning me. send me a message here on Tumblr or throw me an email at: JMeaganArts@gmail.com

I also have a lot of Pony Prints and stickers available on my Storenvy!

Thank you guys so much for your support!

tags: #friend #art stuff #mlp
Tags Update

Now that I’ve actually installed Tumblr Savior, I’ve decided to update my tagging process. I will be tagging the following, both for trigger and sorting purposes:

  • food (this includes mentions of food)
  • gif
  • nsfw
  • nsfwish (in case you’re picky)
  • rape
  • abuse
  • suicide
  • death
  • blood
  • gore
  • violence
  • guns
  • war
  • puns
  • spiders
  • mlp (My Little Pony)
  • don’t do drugs kids (drug mention)
  • art (my art)
  • personal
  • art stuff
  • animation stuff
  • signal boost
  • educational
  • wedding inspiration
  • PIGGIES (guinea pigs)
  • happiness
  • que queue (queue)

And, as always, if you have a trigger, a suggestion, or you just don’t want to see something, please just shoot me an ask and I will add it to the list. Even if it seems like something silly, like clocks or something, I’ll tag it for you. If my mutual followers could tag abuse and gore, I would very much appreciate it, but it isn’t necessary. Thank you.

theragin-cajun:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

ok this annoys the crap out of me, firstly the font in question costs a fortune, secondly no link to something that can change a persons life as it did mine, so here lemme fix both of those:

http://opendyslexic.org/

Open Source Dyslexia is a FREE font that is designed in a similar fashion as in weighting the letters, it is also being constantly updated, yer welcome

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to become hunters

Artist: Needs Headphones
Track:
Plays: 9,729,489 plays

butterfly-song-brook:

superwholocked-in-a-box:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES.

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!

2.PRESS PLAY.

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES.

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING.

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered.

OMG. I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARED ON MY DASH.

I thought this would be like; “Oh cool. Yeah, that sounded like a haircut.”

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

The back of my head is tingling.

WHEN HE WHISPERED, I FELT HIS BREATH ON MY EAR, AND I’M HOME ALONE IN A LOCKED ROOM, AND I HAD MY EYES CLOSED, AND FORGOT WHERE I WAS. JESUS CHRIST.

That was an experience oh my god

(Source: awesomaticeric)

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

tags: #gif #que queue

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

Moms sometimes think with their hearts/emotions and sometimes it’s really wrong and not logical.

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)